I’ve been thinking a lot about the Phallus recently. Not necessarily my own as I am more interested in those wonton willies of international significance. Bold, muscular, and fervorous. Open any browser and those angry inchers around the world are jubilantly wreaking havoc and mayhem on those deemed deplorables as the minions all stumble and bumble within their respective visions. I fear – therefore I am. Be confident in the Monster Cock to save us all! I think its even in the Bible. Even the one made in China!

Bibi doesn’t strike me as a fella of length but I’m convinced of serious girth, perhaps proud veinage to compliment. Still, I imagine some serious inadequacy that’s been stirring that lust for territorial dominance and genocidal abandon. Palestinian Pussy be abundant, but it ain’t free. Just ask Sleepy’s domineering lonsmen, as it all comes with a cost. Still, an often forgotten 40K deduction for collateral nuisance. It’s bidness, bro! Prime real estate with an ocean view!

And what about Orange Julius and Vladie? Please don’t tell me those two have never done a comparison. Or played criss cross airplanes at the urinal with their golden spray! These two are total Game On Schlongasaurus machines! There are others but ultimately folks, this now is the greatest show on earth! Barnum and Baily couldn’t ever have imagined such a tremendous and clever act. Sold out, nightly! Tay-Tay, sit down, bitch!

Hail, Hail the Penis! The great white phallus! Planetary Pecker Pride and Prominence. At all costs.

This is your chosen world.  Stand back and assume the position.