Duet

“Here he comes. It’s 2:37. It’s like clockwork!”

“He never disappoints. Unlike you.”

“Yeah, he smells, too. Like every day.”

“Yeah, you would know. Did you brush your teeth?”

“Very funny. I used your brush.”

“That’s gross! Really? Did you?”

“I did. In my butt.”

“Like I did yesterday with yours?”

“Did you? Really?”

“Be quiet. He looks pissed. Like Daddy.”

“Daddy’ just gets pissed at you.”

“That’s cause you break things. And fart a lot!”

“Shut-up! Here he comes!”

“I just farted.”

“Me too.”

“Uh oh!”