Lois left me. Last week. Had that prick Jimmy Olsen tell me. Too busy with work and her new boyfriend. That freckled fuck!

Needed a man with more backbone. And confidence. Poetry and rom coms not her thing. Gotham was vibrant! Exciting! Everything I wasn’t.

No more scrabble. Jimmy told me. With a smirk. Those fucking eyebrows bouncing! Asshole! Both of them!

Clark was fired too. All in the same week. 2 days apart! Perry delivered the message by email. Whatta dick!

The supposed Man of Steel now unemployed. No way to even file. No funds left for the gym. Certainly not therapy – I’m so fucked! Charlie Brown got rocks for treats – feels like I’m getting kryptonite pie.

They say Crime don’t Pay. Said it myself. Now I wonder? Need some excitement in my life.

Lois said so.