Prior to the election, the future Commander in Chief spent a few days talking excessively about the size of Arnold Palmer’s penis on the campaign trail. However disgusting and “unpresidential” (Hah!), given the painful circus that this now has ultimately become, there was perhaps some humor to be gleaned within this absurdity?

Oh Say Can You See?

I sheepishly (and painfully) admit – I thought it was funny. And it kinda is. Who talks so glowingly about another man’s supposedly impressive appendage in a highly charged political campaign? One that would determine perhaps the most powerful position on the planet. Then again, who doesn’t love dick jokes – no matter the circumstances? And consequences.

Ultimately, it mattered. Over half our country proudly and admittedly love the mighty penis! Even dirty ones. They want more! And OJ delivered! In spades! Hooray!

It’s a great time to be a prick. The very best! Oscar Mayer, take note!